THE HAIR IS REAL. THE CAT IS A MEME.AN INDEPENDENT PARODY PROJECT

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

CLARITY ACT VOTE

Senate procedural vote · Official schedule ↗

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Countdown to the scheduled vote.

$CLARITY A VERY UNSERIOUS CAT.

CLARITY
CAT.

Pass the purr.

Washington has enough suits.
We added whiskers. And a truly tremendous wig.

CONTRACT ADDRESSComing soon

CA not available yet.

Big hair. Bigger cattitude. Zero official affiliation.

THE PURR HAS THE FLOOR.An orange cartoon cat with an enormous Trump-style blond wig and a red tie, standing at a podium in front of the Capitol.I HAVE THE
BEST WHISKERS.
EST. 2026 · NINE LIVES. ONE WIG.
PASS THE PURR.BIG HAIR. BIGGER CATTITUDE.PASS THE PURR.

POLITICS IS A CIRCUS.
WE BROUGHT A CAT.

Somewhere between the hearings and the headlines, a cat walked into the room. Orange fur. A red tie. A comb-over with its own gravitational pull.

Inspired by the Clarity Act meme conversation, Clarity Cat brings its own absurd little universe. The agenda? Better memes. More whiskers. Absolutely impeccable hair.

Many people are saying
it's a very good cat.

— THE CAT, PROBABLY

02 / MAKE SOME NOISE

THE PEOPLE'S
MEME KIT.

New avatar. New banner.
Same magnificent head of hair.

DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE KIT
Clarity Cat avatar preview

THE FACE OF THE PURR

Logo & profile picture · PNG

YOUR NEXT POSTBig hair. Bigger cattitude. Pass the purr. #ClarityCat

03 / THE OFFICIAL DETAILS

CHECK THE FACTS.
THEN PET THE CAT.

The wig is ready. Token launch details will appear here when confirmed.

CLARITY CATPRE-LAUNCH
Ticker
$CLARITY provisional
Network
To be confirmed
Contract address
Not published
Official socials
Not announced

No verified token address has been published. A matching name or ticker does not identify this project.

THE MOTION IS SIMPLE.

LESS HISS.
MORE PURR.

TAKE THE CAT WITH YOU